• Play:
• Song Name: Series 6 Ep4- Does the Pope Wank in the Woods
• Artist: Rich and George
• Album: Rich and George's 15 Minutes of Shame
• Year: 2013

With the Conclave still burning black smoke, what better time to discuss the sexual peccadilloes of the potential head of the Catholic Church? Does he (and we're assuming it's going to be a 'he') get to sleep with whoever he wants? Will he get chosen in a reality TV style format? It's all in here, including whether Morrissey would be happier if he wasn't celibate.