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• Song Name: Series 4 Ep6 - Sexual Equality
• Artist: Rich and George
• Album: Rich and George's 15 Minutes of Shame
• Year: 2012

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. This of course is nonsense, I can't imagine how two totally homosexual societies would be able to evolve and develop in isolation on separate planets to the point where they could invent space travel and traverse the solar system searching for sexually compatible partners. Maybe if they were reptiles, the females might be able to reproduce asexually, although I remain unconvinced that this would result in primates with opposable thumbs capable of inventing spaceflight. The male population on Mars, I am afraid would not last long, managing only 1 generation of life before all dying of old age in their reclining sofas watching unlimited sport and drinking beer. If we ignore the obvious issues raised already, it still raises the question of why these men and women from Mars and Venus respectively choose to move to a 3rd planet (Earth). Surely it's much more likely that they would go back to Venus, as the men hadn't tidied Mars recently and Venus would be better stocked with breakfast consumables, not to mention the flatmates back at Mars just walking around in their pants. The only explanation is that the women from Venus are too embarrassed about their excessive collection of teddy bears in their bed rooms. Earth therefore is just some sort of cheap motel, chargeable by the hour and sporting plastic waterproof mattress protectors. Shotgun I don't pick up the bill.